Did You Know.....

.I was cleaning out old folders in one of my email accounts.  I do not even remember having this email addy.  But this was too cute not to pass on.  It is from Nov. 7, 2000


> > >  Did you know that.....
> > >
> > >  If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days,
> > >  you would have produced enough sound
> > >  energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> > >  Hardly seems worth it)
> > >
> > >  If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9
> > >  months, enough gas is produced to create
> > >  the energy of an atomic bomb.
> > >  Now that's more like it)
> > >
> > >  A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
> > >  In my next life I want to be a pig)
> > >  (How'd they figure this out, and why?)
> > >
> > >  Banging your head against a wall uses 150
> > >  calories an hour.
> > >  (Still can't get over that pig thing)
> > >  (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
> > >
> > >  Humans and dolphins are the only species
> > >  that have sex for pleasure.
> > >  (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> > >  (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
> > >
> > >  The strongest muscle in the body is the
> > >  tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........)
> > >
> > >  Right-handed people live, on average, nine
> > >  years longer than left-handed people do.
> > >  (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
> > >
> > >  The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
> > >  pull 30 times its own weight and always falls
> > >  over on its right side when intoxicated.
> > >  (From drinking little bottles of...?)
> > > (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
> > >
> > >  Polar bears are left handed.
> > >  (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out?)
> > >
> > >  The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> > >  (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
> > >
> > >  The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
> > >  It's like a human jumping the length of a
> > >  football field.
> > >  (30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
> > >
> > >  A cockroach will live nine days without its
> > >  head, before it starves to death. (Creepy)
> > >
> > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate
> > >  while its head is attached to its body. The
> > >  female initiates sex by ripping the male's
> > >  head off.
> > >  (Honey, I'm home. What the....)
> > >  (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
> > >
> > >  Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> > >  (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over
> > >  quantity)
> > >
> > >  Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez)
> > >  (That's almost as bad as catfish)
> > >
> > >  An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
> > >  (I know some people like that.)
> > >
> > >  Starfish don't have brains.
> > >  (I know some people like that too.)
> > >
> > >  After reading all these, all I can say is......
> > >  .......I still want to be a Pig...

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