YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:
by Raeja Tue Sep 12, 2023 11:19 pm
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on Highway Y.
2. "Vacation" means going up north past
Hwy. 8 for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit
deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C"
in the same day and back again.
6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to
church on Sunday.
7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of
snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing camouflage at
social events (including weddings and funerals).
9. You install security lights on your
house and garage and leave both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as
beer, more beer, fish and venison.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car
and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the
parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You refer to the Packers as "we."
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
17. You can identify a southern or eastern
accent.
18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.
19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.
20. You know how to polka.
21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a
statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
22. You were unaware that there is a legal
drinking age.
23. Down South to you means Illinois.
24. A brat is something you eat.
25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
26. You go out to a fish fry every Friday
night.
27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved
indoors due to frost.
28. You have more miles on your snow
blower than your car.
29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly."
30. You actually understand these jokes
and you forward them to all your Wisconsin
friends.
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on Highway Y.
2. "Vacation" means going up north past
Hwy. 8 for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit
deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C"
in the same day and back again.
6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to
church on Sunday.
7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of
snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing camouflage at
social events (including weddings and funerals).
9. You install security lights on your
house and garage and leave both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as
beer, more beer, fish and venison.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car
and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the
parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You refer to the Packers as "we."
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
17. You can identify a southern or eastern
accent.
18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.
19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.
20. You know how to polka.
21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a
statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
22. You were unaware that there is a legal
drinking age.
23. Down South to you means Illinois.
24. A brat is something you eat.
25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
26. You go out to a fish fry every Friday
night.
27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved
indoors due to frost.
28. You have more miles on your snow
blower than your car.
29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly."
30. You actually understand these jokes
and you forward them to all your Wisconsin
friends.
Last edited by Raeja on Mon Oct 09, 2023 8:44 am; edited 1 time in total
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